So many bloggers have been doing the "_______ needs" Google game, where you plug your name in and then do a Google search to find the ope ten answers. Most recently, I saw this on Kerry's blog. Hers were so good, that I decided to finally give it a try. The only problem was that so many people have already done it, that when I searched "Allison needs" I came up with tons of blogs who had already done it, instead of non-blog websites. I had to do a bit o' sifting through, but in BOLD are the first 10 (non blog) results; non bold are my, uh, observations of the results:
1. Allison needs a divorce. NOW. Uh, okee. I don't know what Joe will think of that...
2. Allison needs to stop taking shootout attempts. Damn straight. I AM the ice master, afterall.
3. ALLISON NEEDS more good farmers to raise corn, wheat, rye, oats, barley, peanuts, cattle, hogs and sheep. I do?
4. Allison needs to seek out customers who are already aware of and interested in chair massages. I think that would contribute to the fore mentioned divorce, don't you? And I am TOTALLY not giving out chair massages with yarn.
5. If Allison needs his member supported, I think we can stop this discussion right now. Wh-what??
6. Allison needs a big sister to give her encouragement that she's a special person. Melissa, if you're reading this, take out the "encouragement that she's a special person" and put in "a good bottle of tequila." That's what big sisters do.
7. Allison needs to have a good thermal conduction path between the battery boxes. Duh. Doesn't everyone?
8. Allison needs to understand how her students access the web and what special needs they may have. I have no students. No one trusts me with children.
9. Allison needs to do a 10 minute scene.
10. Allison needs more story. Uh, yeah.
I'd like to read all the interesting things you need, so leave me a comment with your blog if you have done this or are going to. It's definitely, uh, enlightening.